If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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