My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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