It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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