New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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