We're like a lot better than the average bears
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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