Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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