Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
NoShamevember. You game?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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