I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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