I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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