they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
The police scanner is talking about you again....
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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