I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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