Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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