is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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