U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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