If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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