i just google imaged poop.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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