i can't believe i had my finger in that
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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