Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
That's intense
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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