she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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