Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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