Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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