ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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