is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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