Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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