Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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