we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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