Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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