Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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