It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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