Christians are straight up FREAKS
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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