So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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