I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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