i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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