Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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