we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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