he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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