No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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