So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
God gave him joint rollers for hands
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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