Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize