I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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