Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Randomize
