she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
