marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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