what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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