its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
