That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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