: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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