Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
