conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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