I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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