Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Dear god my vagina.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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