Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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