i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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