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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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